Merry Christmas y'all!

I want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. I am off to Canton for a few days to visit the family. Be safe. I hope you've been good so Santa brings you want you want, if not you may get a BIG lump....of coal.
Look at how big his list is!

A New You (Me) Week 4

I am a bit bummed. I only lost 2 lbs. this week. Cory (hot trainer) said that is good, because my metabolism is settling down. He told me that normal weight loss is 2 lbs. a week. I guess it's not bad, I have just been working o hard and want to see better and faster results. On the other hand, I have lost 18 lbs. in 4wks. down to 206. My goal is 180-185. So I suppose it's all good.

Our workout tonight was not as bad as last week. We did 15 sets of 15 squats, 30 crunches, and 10 pushups. After 5 sets, we did 5 min of cardio, that is of course after we already started the night with a half hour of cardio. That treadmill wears my ass out. That is our exercise routine for the next two weeks til we meet again on Jan 2.

As for Christmas, I am to try and be good. He said to eat one full plate of our Christmas dinner. YEAH! Mashed Taters here I come. As for cookies and pies, he said to use restraint, eat dessert, but only one. Then workout the next day. Thank God I get to eat real food. Oh and beers allowed for the bowl games, but only carb free beer such as Mich Ultra. He did say not to over indulge. WHATEVER!

Thanks for ALL your support. The next two months are going to be just as hard but once I get to my goal weight, PARTY TIME!!!

Christmas Boyfriends 2007

Ho Ho Ho! Yes I am! A big one at that. It is time to celebrate the season with some hotness. So here are my 15 hot boyfriends I want underneath my sheets (Oops, I mean underneath my tree).

15. Matt Damon - This is for Laura. She loves him so! Plus he is the Sexiest Man Alive for 2007, so he should at least be on the list.

14. Jensen Ackles- Yumm-o.

13. Tom Brady- Super hot "Patriots" QB.

12. Eric Dane- Paging Dr. McSteamy, I'm having hot flashes.

11. Christian Bale- Only 6 months til the new Batman movie comes out. I tried out for Robin, but the restraining order showed up.

10. James Blake- Tennis super hottie!

9. Patrick Dempsey- Paging Dr. McDreamy, I feel faint.

8. VJ Logan - VH1's "America's Most Smartest Model" contestant. Who cares how smart you are honey? You don't have to speak at all.

7. Josh Duhamel- "Transformers" hunk and "Las Vegas" hottie.

6. Joss Ash - Super studly surfer. Please let me be your surfboard!

5. Brady Quinn- "Browns" smokin hot QB. Yea, I know he hasn't played. But I'm ready for when he does! GO BROWNS!!

4. Justin Chambers- Paging Dr. McHottie. CPR is definitley needed.

3. Daniel Craig- Shaken. Stirred. Doesn't matter. I'd still slurp him up!

2. Brandon Beemer- Shawn on "Days of Our Lives". The pic says it all! Woof!

1. Jake Gyllenhall- Thanks to Lothian for this pic. My Jakey-poo is back on top, just where I like him. I'm suddenly all tingly and moist!

Happy Birthday Renee and Dave

My BFF Renee's B-day was yesterday and My brother Dave's is today. Have a Great Birthday. Oh BTW, this is your gift. Be Happy.

A New You (Me) Week 3

I LOST 5 MORE LBS.! I am now down to 208lbs. only 23 more pounds to go for my goal weight of 185. I should be slowing down each week in weight loss as my metabolism stabilizes. But I should be wearing a size 36 soon! New clothes shopping, here I come!

Now for the bitch of a workout that my hot trainer who is turning into Satan put us through. It is a 1,000 rep workout. Basically I have 10 exercises that I have 100 reps each. SUCKS!!!! I am sooooo sore this morning. Squats, crunches, leg lifts.... OMG, I think I am going to die. How the hell am I going to deliver papers today and tomorrow? Slowly, that's how. I think Cory thinks we are all 25y/o hotties who can take it. We are all late 30's, early 40 somethings who are out of shape and not used to working out. But it is working.

I am now allowed to eat lean red meat twice a week (Praise Jesus!), and any kind of fruit I want. Still no bread or beer. Although I did have two Michelob Ultra's this weekend (the carb free beer), it is actually very good. I did lose 5 lbs. A couple of those shouldn't hurt me, just don't tell Cory (I've been bad, spank me!)

My favorite carols

Tis the season for caroling. These are some classic carols that I love.


Carol Kane


Carole Lombard


Carol Seaver


Diahann Carroll


Caroll O'Connor


Carol Burnett


Carol Channing

And My Favorite Carol....


Carol Brady

2 girls 1 cup = NASTINESS

OMG!!! I just watched about 30 secs of the infamous video 2 Girls 1 Cup. I am telling you before you watch it, that it is the nastiest, grossest thing I have ever seen! I nearly threw up after just a few moments of viewing it. Basically, I will never eat chocolate ice cream again without thinking about it. EEeeewww! If you have seen it let me know what you thought of it.

Hot trainer update

All the dieting, working out, and overall misery I have put myself through this past week is paying off. I lost 11 lbs. I am a svelt 213lbs. down from 224 last week. SWEET! Tonight the Phat Boyz met and we did a cardioboxing workout. Don't mess with me girls, I learned boxing tonight. It's sorta fun to hit something and get some aggression out. I still suck at pushups. I was getting told all night not to let my belly touch the floor. Right. Easy for hot trainer guy to do that, he has a 6-pack and huge arms. I am fat and old, pushups are not easy.

Some good news on the diet front. I am now allowed limited carbs and occasional sweets. The bad news is no red meat at all. Bummer. But I can pick three things I like to eat and put them in my diet. Tonight we had multi-grain pasta with ground chicken and salad. I am going to have a turkey sammy for lunch one day, and maybe... god forbid... a bowl of cereal. As for sweets, with Christmas season here I am too use the same rule for the party on Saturday. Pick 3 things, and that's it. So I'll be picking wisely. More good news, I can drink alcohol as long as it is mixed with a juice. I think I am going to bring vodka and cranberry.

Anyway, thanks for all your support. I am well on my way to losing 40+lbs. My goal weight is 185. I'll keep you updated.

Happy 26th Britters!!

Happy Birthday Britney. Of course she did spend it with her BFF Paris. I still luv ya, just try and stay outta trouble for your kids sake. BTW, "Toy Soldiers" is my fav song on her new "Blackout" CD. Take a listen, let me know what you think. It is FIERCE Girls!!!

Back in the National Championship!

GO BUCKS Beat... um... LSU or Kansas or Georgia or USC or.... Who knows, just bring home the title!!

World AIDS Day!!!

Today in your spare time, remember all of those lives lost to HIV and AIDS.
AIDS claims over 8,000 lives every day.
In fact 5 people die of AIDS every minute.
More than 25 million people have died of AIDS since 1981.
Today is a day for rememberance of those lost and a celebration for those who are alive and fighting this disease.