American Idol, my health, our anniversary

OK, so I have Idol mania like the rest of the country. Who do you think is going to win? I think Chris should win, he obviously has the most talent. But I love Paris, Mandisa, and Katherine. I think they will be the final 4. Possibly Taylor Hicks, but I'm not as big of a fan, although his dancing cracks me up.

My health is improving slowly but surely. My sinus infection/bronchitis is getting better thankfully. I have been off work since last Thursday. I am returning today, although I still am not feeling great. But that's life. As long as it doesn't turn into pneumonia, I will most likely live. My ankle is healing. The last few days off have helped. I am not really looking forward to my screw removal surgery, but maybe I'll be all better once that is done. We'll see.

Finally. Yesterday was our (Tim and me) 7th anniversary. I can't imagine my life without him. Here's to 7 more, honey! I Love You!!!

Boyfriends of the Week March 26 - April 1

10. Eric Dane - Dr. McSteamy on Grey's Anatomy, Will Addison pick him or McDreamy? As long as one of them is naked, I don't care!!


9. Grady Sizemore - Cleveland Indians hottie, Baseball season is almost here. Time for fly balls and tight butts. Uuoof!


8. Paul Walker - Star of Fast and Furious, although I hope he's not that fast, I like it SLOW, big boy.


7. Joaquin Phoenix - Johnny Cash was never sooooo sexy.


6. Tim McGraw - I can't wait to see him in a month.... Maybe he'll need me to sing a duet with him.... naked.


5. Patrick Dempsey - Dr. McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy, Maybe McSteamy and McCreamy could have a three way with Addison. Lucky, lucky girl.


4. Christian Bale - His next movie should be American Psycho 2, where he sleeps with men before he blows them away...mmmm...I could play that role, especially the blow him away part.


3. Ryan Reynolds - Amityville 2 is in the works, only this time he has to battle the house totally nude. Ok he can keep his socks on if he wants!


2. Jeremy Bloom - Olympic Studmuffin


1. Jake Gyllenhaal - He surpasses my Christian with 8 weeks at no. 1, my gay cowboy. Lucky Heath Ledger!!!

Happy F-ing Birthday

Today is my birthday, and what a crappy day it has been. Sure I had cake, thanks to Clyde at work (much love dudette), and the girls in my class bought cupcakes tonight. But I have things on my mind, and my feet.

I am still having trouble with my ankle, 11 months after surgery. I was starting to feel better, actually walking with minimal pain and without a limp, when IT happend.... I was unloading shipment boxes at work when I felt a pop, sort of like a rubberband snapping. I felt pain immediately and I knew it couldn't be good. I am going to the Dr. tomorrow morning to see what is wrong. I have so much anxiety about this, I probably won't sleep much tonight. What if I have to have surgery again? What if I have to quit my job, which I need for insurance? What if... What if? I am tired of this. I have been dealing with this shizz for over a year. It really needs to be fixed.

Sorry I am posting such a downer. I'll be back to frivality and hot guys soon. Who knows, I may have several months of recovery time to blog away.

Boyfriends of the week March 5-12

10. Michael Buble -Sing. Sing a song. Sing it loud. Sing it NUDE! I think that's how the song goes... if not it should be.


9. Matt Dillon- Nominated for an Oscar and damn does he look good!


8. Tim McGraw- Only 6 weeks til I see him live. Throw me something Tim, a boot, a hat, your undies.... anything.... seriously.


7. Joaquin Phoenix- He could Walk the Line all over me, let me lay down....


6. Patrick Dempsey- I have an episode suggestion for Grey's Anatomy, a gay love scene with McDreamy and McSteamy!!!!


5. George Clooney- Oscar Winner George Clooney. Damn he looks good in a tux. I wonder if he's hotter out of his tux. Hmmmm, things to ponder.


4. Jeremy Bloom- So he didn't win a gold medal. He would have if he'd have skiied naked. Remember that in 2010.


3. Christian Bale- I can't wait for Batman 2 with Christian and my Jakey-Poo. Maybe there will be a gay superhero scene. Sweet!


2. Ryan Reynolds- He is Bagelbuoys ultimate boyfriend, Lucky!!!


1. Jake Gyllenhaal-He's may be feeling bad for not winning the Oscar. It's OK Jakey, I'll be right over to take your blues away, My Jakey Poo!

Brokeback Blues

I guess I'm not surprised that Crash won Best Picture. I saw it on DVD a few months ago and I loved it. It has as much to do with changing taboos and ending discrimination as Brokeback did. I still wanted my cowboys to win, if only to piss off the religious right. I'm a bit disappointed, but I'll live. I just hope Ang Lee doesn't off himself or anything. And a big shock came when It's hard out here for a Pimp won an OSCAR, a rap song nonetheless. Go Academy for finally not being so stuffy even if you are a bit homophobic....

Now for the real news of the night, the fashions. I have never seen so many awful dresses as I saw last night. What was up with Michelle Williams? She looked like egg yolk... God it was hideous. People are talking about Keira Knightly and how fabulous she looked. I didn't like her hair or the dress. I loved Nicole Kidman, as always, and surpisingly I loved Jennifer Lopez, who I normally hate, but her dress was a knock out. Check out Pink is the New Blog for a look at the fashions. I think we all agree that Charlize Theron made the biggest fashion faux pas fo the night.

However, my Jakey-Poo looked HOT!!! George Clooney was handsome as usual. I was most pleased by Joachim Phoenix. He looked amazing in his tux. So many men, so little time for me to have them all... I know I'm a slut, what can I say, if you're good at something, you might as well flaunt it.

OSCAR Picks!!!

Ok, so the Oscars are tomorrow and I am going to give you my picks of who or what I want to win against who I actually think will win.

Best Supporting Actress
Who I want: Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain)
Who will win: Michelle Williams
-She had the best character in the movie, plus I miss Dawsons Creek!!!

Best Supporting Actor
Who I want: Jakey-Poo (Like you didn't know that was coming)
Who will win: George Clooney (Syriana)
-I didn't see Syriana, but I saw Crash and Matt Dillon has a good chance to win as well. But Damn George does look good in a tux, but my Jakey will look better!!!

Best Actress
Who I want : Felicity Huffman (Transamerica)
Who will win: Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line)
-I saw both movies and I love both these ladies, so I don't care which one actually wins. But it would make even more tension on Wisteria Lane if Felicity wins.... EEwwww Catfight!!!!

Best Actor
Who I want: Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain)
Who will win: Phillip Seymour Hoffman (Capote)
-I saw three of these performances and while I liked Joachim Phoenix as Johhny Cash, PSH was fabulous as Capote. And naturally I want Heath to win to piss off all the conservatives!!!

Best Picture
DUH: Brokeback Mountain
-Crash is my runner-up. I saw Capote, but the acting was better than the flick. I'm all about Brokeback this year. Maybe Jake and I could star in the sequel. I know he's dead, but we could get creative and resurrect him. OOHHH Jakey!!!

Queer Duck

Hey Ya'll (as Brit Brit would say, I found the gayest cartoon ever,
Queer Duck, on Showtime.com. It's about a queer duck and his gay lil friends, Oscar Wildcat, Openly Gator, and Bi-Polar Bear. Watch it and I'll throw you some Mardi Gras beads, if you show me a little sumpin sumpin.

Sickly McSick

Being sick sucks!!!! I have a cold that will not go away. This damn Ohio weather, 25 degrees one day, 60 degrees the next. it's only 20 days til Spring. Until then, I found a funny pic to brighten all of our lives of our 36 % approval rating president. Only 1086 days left. I'm off to take my NYQUIL and go to lala land.