Two posts in one day....

Well you would two had you found this exquisite picture of my queen, Madonna, at the Vanity Fair after Oscars party.

Doesn't she look stunning. It was an unknown designer from Japan who made her dress. WOW!! OK now I am officially gay.

Hottie of the Week - Feb 26-Mar 4

Yum-O!!!

Hottie of the Week!!

I have no clue who he is.... but does it really matter?

Britney's hair is because of Madonna!!!!

This is a direct quote from Madonna's Blog....
I had a hair raising experience this week. Britney called me and asked for advice about her hair being damaged by styling, etc. I told her to cut it really short and that it would grow healthy more quickly. I was shocked when Rosie sent me a picture of Britney shaving her head! I didn't mean that short! I hope I can have a chat with her while I'm here. I'm going to try and find a therapist for her. She clearly needs help. Let us all pray for the light to shine in her life.

I guess I need to apologize to the Britster for my rant earlier. Clearly she had reasons for shaving her hair. I still think she's a bit coocoo for cocoa puffs for doing it. On second thought, if her Madgesty told me to do something I'd do it without thinking as well.

Speaking of Madonna, in her blog, she says she is working on her new CD, another hi-energy dance CD. SWEET!!!!! I can hardly wait to go see her next tour.

Justin Timberlake and Pink!!!!

We are a couple of OLD FARTS. It is midnight and we just got home from seeing JT and Pink and we are both exhausted. I remember when I could party til 3am and be at work at 8am. If I did that now, who am I kidding, I'd call in sick....

OK, as for the concert. It was just OK. Pink was tremendous. I have seen her before and she doesn't dissappoint. What a hot thing she is. If I where straight or a lesbian, she would be my type. But since I am far from straight, the reason Tim and I went to the show was to see our favorite ex-Nsyncer. No not Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake. The problem was Justin sang way to many ballads. When we saw Nsync, it was so upbeat and fun. JT, while having some fun with Rock your Body and my fav SexyBack, wasn't the same. He can sing. He can Dance. And he is HOT. But I'm not sure I would see him again. There was too many dead moments and not enough dancing.

She's CooCoo !!!!

I am going to make a statement that I have never said before.... I think I am done with Britney Spears. The girl is CRAZY!!!! I am starting to think that K-Fed is the normal one. Ok maybe Not, But the Britster has gone and done it this time....


Bald may work for Sinead O'Connor or Stone Cold Steve Austin, but not Britney. I'm not sure what she was thinking.... maybe that since her career is almost dead, she can finish it.

I have been a hold out for her comeback. She still had the Gays supporting her, but now I think that is dwindling. I'm not sure what the hell is up, but this is her last chance with me. One more F--- up and I am through with you. Do you hear that Britney? Through. I had hope when she dumped K-Fed, now I'm thinking she is beyond repair. I hope not. But I'm not holding my breath.
One more thing, If you feel the need to blow a few thousand bucks, purchase her hair on Ebay!!

We are going to see Britney's HOT EX Justin Timberlake tomorrow night, with the equally fabulous PINK!! A Full concert review to come later. One thing I know is I'm going to bring SexyBack, hopefully with JT between us. Now that's what I'm talkin' Bout!!!

What What (in the Butt)

OMG!!! You need to watch this. FAB-U-LOUS!!

Hottie Potter

Look at our little Harry all grown up....and grown up he is. I know he is only 17, but Damn!!!! Now we know why Voltemort is after him, who wouldn't be. Muggles beware, the boy wizard has brought SexyBack!

I, like the rest of the universe am so excited about the new Harry Potter book, the Deathly Hallows, to be released on July 21. A few things JK Rowling has let us know is that Dumbledore is dead, and two main characters will die. I think Ron will die a hero saving Harry from Voltemort. And Volte will parish as well. Snape will actually be a good guy, and Harry and Hermione will hook up. What are your theories? Until then, let's just admire the hotness of the boy wizard.

Peace Out Anna

What a tragic life she had. Anna Nicole Smith passed away yesterday. I know she was a mess, but I can't help but feel sad for her. Someone should have tried to help her way back when her reality show was on. She was obviously messed up then, but they didn't. I personally think she was still mourning her son, Daniel who died last Sept, and she died of grief over him. I'm sure drugs had a part in it. Anti-depressants aren't what they claim to be, especially when taken by someone who was unstable to begin with. So Peace out Anna, I hope you are out of pain and in a better place.

This is why I hate the religious right!!

Do we all remember Rev. Ted Haggard who was caught giving a blow job to an UNDERAGE male prostitute? Listen to this shit....

Ted Haggard, a leading evangelist who admitted to "sexual immorality" following allegations of sex with a male prostitute, is convinced he is "completely heterosexual," said one of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling with the disgraced minister.

What a dick!! You can't become heterosexual, just like you can't become homosexual. This is just going to add more fuel to the homophobic fire. The Christian Coalition undoubtedly had much to do with this. After all they just lost both the House and the Senate, and they are scared to death that Hilary Clinton will become President. Rally the base!! Damn, I wish one of them would fall hard. Anyway incase you want to read the whole sorted story here it is courtesy of Yahoo!

You know you are Gay if.....

You go see Dreamgirls instead of watching the Super Bowl! That's exactly what Tim and I did yesterday. I think it was robbed out of an Academy Award nomination. It was easily better than previous musical Oscar winners Chicago and Moulin Rouge. I LOVED IT.... Two snaps and double vodka Appletini twist.

Jennifer Hudson (J Hud to us in the know) should easily win Best Supporting Actress. I have lost respect for American Idol since she finished 6th in a crappy year that brought us Fantasia. Whatevs!!! The girl can belt out the tunes. And the fashion was to die for. Sometimes I thought I was actually watching Miss Diana Ross herself. Beyonce did a great job as well.

Anyway, Go see it. I am going to see it again and own the DVD when it comes out.

Where my Gays at?

That's how Miss Kathy opened her show, well, after saying O-H, and you know what the crowd yells. She knows where she it at. It was a virtual who's who of Columbus Homosexuals. Everyone, famous, slightly famous, and just gay were there. Ok, on to the dish....

She started her show with Paula Abdul. The vodka drinking mess that she is. Kathy talked about how she slurs every word, slips off her chair, and falls asleep during auditions. Then onto The View, where she is scared to death of Barbara Walters. "There are three people I don't fuck with, The Jews, The Lesbians, and Barbara Walters". Star Jones demise was a big deal as well, stating that she had it coming (AMEN), and that Star claims to be a Democrat but is against gay marriage. How can that be? claimed Kathy, look at her marriage. Al is so gay, when you walk past him you hear snaps.

Of course Britney and Paris' pussies were discussed. Then come Clay Aiken with his new CD, "Buckets of Gay". Lance Bass coming out, "Oh that was a surprise... shocker really". Ryan Seacrest hiding his gayness by going out with Teri Hatcher. "Girl who you kidding, you are dating a Desperate Housewife, Could you pick less obvious girlfriend, say Liza Minelli".

The funniest bit was of her parents discussing going on Rosie's gay cruise. Her Mom not wanting to go on cruise to Alaska with Lesbians who have babies. Hilarious.

I loved it. She was filming the third season of D-list. Maybe Columbus will be in it. She said this was the largest venue on her tour and it was SOLD OUT. Perish the thought, Columbus has Gays!!! Shocking. What's next, We find out that Paula Abdul is actually drinking Coke in her cup....

Baby, It's Cold Outside

When I say cold, I mean cold. Tonight will be our first below zero of the Winter. Wind chills expected to be -20 to -40. That's enought to either freeze your nuts off or your tits off, in some cases both (right, Lothian!). Stay warm peeps!! Remember to keep you pets inside. We don't want any animals to get frostbite. Baxter and Weber hardly want to go out, not that I blame them.


Tim and I are going to see Kathy Griffin. She is so awesome. Hopefully she will make fun of Britney, TomKat, and the ladies of the View. I will post a review of her show tommorrow.