Happy Halloween!!

May the Great Pumpkin bring you all the tricks and treats you want. I want my Jakey Poo as botha trick and a treat.... MMmmm. But until then a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Martini will have to do.

The Daily Show in Columbus

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is coming to Columbus. With the election coming up and Ohio, once again, being THE battleground state, Jon Stewart has decided to do a week of shows in Columbus. He supposedly will have all of our big race candidates, Ted Strickland and Ken (The Devil Himself) Blackwell who are running for Governor. The Senate and congress races are close as well. This our chance to shine and make amends after the 2004 debacle where our fair state decided to re-elect dumb fuck Bush. Watch the Daily Show this week. It should be fun!!!

"Gay's" Anatomy

So George is Gay!! Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight has announced that he is gay. I love the show and am glad to see a gay actor play a straight character on TV, instead of the a straight actor playing gay, which is usually the case. I hope this helps change public perception of gays. You Go George!!! Apparently this all happened due to an off screen fight where Isaiah Washington (now known as Dr. McBigot), used gay slurs on our little Georgie, and McDreamy Patrick Dempsey came in to defend T.R. I knew there was a reason I loved him so much. He is now offically moving up on my boyfriends list. Maybe the show should have killed off McBigot when they had the chance last season. There is a rumor that Dr. Burke (McBigot) will be kicked off the show this season. I will cheering as he dies. Who needs him anyway, we have McDreamy, McSteamy, McAlex, and now our sweet little McGeorge. Congrats T.R.!!! If you need any gay advice, email me, I know a thing or three about being gay.

Speaking of my gayness, I want to get a Murse(a male purse, basically it's a satchel that cute), but my so-called gay husband thinks I'll look to queeny. Me? Look TOO Queeny? That's not possible. Nobody would even know I am gay if I didn't announce it to the world, open my mouth to speak, or see me swish around. TOO Queeny, Puh-lease!!!

NBC: Show some balls!!!

NBC has decided to cut the crucifix scene in Madonna's Confession Tour special which will be shown on Nov. 22. They are stating that a boycott of sponsors by 'religious groups' is the reason. I say let's boycott the sponsors that let this censorship take place. If a viewer does'nt want to see the scene, there is this 'new' invention called a remote control that they can use to magically turn the channel. Gimme a break NBC!!! What's next, will My Name is Earl sponsors be boycotted by white trash viewers who are offended. I swear, between all the censorship that is happening thanks to our dumb ass President and his equally ignorant supporters, Canada looks better and better to me. I will be watching the concert, but I am turning the channel for ALL COMMERCIALS. I won't support them. Madonna, I love you. Next time pick HBO who won't censor you!!!!

Sclemeal Sclamzel Hossenfeffer Incorporated

Say it ain't so, TV Theme songs are dead. That was the best part of many of my all time favorite shows growing up. I know shows today need more time for the story, but come on, where would America be without the Brady Bunch or Gillgan's Island theme songs. So with respect to the olden days (and since I am rapidly approaching AARP age), I am going to list my favorite TV Theme songs. Please put yours down in comments as well. So Na-nu Na-nu, here we go....

1. Brady Bunch
2. Facts of Life
3. Laverne & Shirley
4. Happy Days
5. Greatest American Hero
6. Addams Family
7. Green Acres
8. Miami Vice
9. Jeffersons
10. Mary Tyler Moore

Take a little time to enjoy the View!!

Hello Rosie.... I am loving The View even more since Rosie joined the cast. It is so much more lively and funny. I loved Meredith and was sad to see her go, I hated Star and was doing a happy dance when she left, but now the show is in top form.

Today they had that evil cow, Martha Stewart on. But as always Rosie came to the rescue and made a pumpkin carving segment hysterical. Martha and her bantering back and forth, with Joy trying to use a power drill to make holes in her pumpkin. It is now must see TV everyday. Yes I know I am sounding like a big queen, but I love that show. Even Elisabeth is better this year. She went to Payless today to pick out outfits for the co-hosts. They missed a prime opportunity to diss Star... Damn! Now that would have been great.

3 days left.....

Yes, I have 3 days left in hell... oops, I mean my current job. Thank the Lord!!! I am so ready to start a new chapter in my working life. I will be assistant manager at an upscale card shop. I am looking forward to starting over and hopefully start a fullfulling job. I will miss my manager gays, Tuck and Bry, but we can start hanging out now. I'll be posting my new misadventures from the J-O-B. I'm Out peeps (literally and figuratively).

Spooky

Tonight a group of us 'girls' went to a haunted house. Actually it was a haunted forest. It was sooooo cool and very creepy. It's at the Schmitter Estate. They set up a different kind of haunted experience. Most of it is pitch dark, outside in a forest. There is nobody chasing you with a chainsaw or blood and gore, it's simple, but high tech, fright. I loved it. If you get a chance this Halloween, go to the Estate. It was soooooo fun! Carrie screamed her ass off, even our resident lesbian who loves this sort of thing was freaked. See Lothian, you big wimp, you missed out on some fun. Next year you need to go, you know,to see your relatives in forest... hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Like Omigod!!

Awesome 80's Prom!! I want my MTV.... Breakfast Club... Big Hair. We should get a group together and go!!!

Top 15 Boyfriends October 2006

15. Tyler Florence - Food Network's hottest chef


14. Eric Dane - McSteamy on Grey's Anatomy


13. Patrick Dempsey - McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy


12. Tim McGraw - Country music superstud


11. Ryan Reynolds - Sexy Beast!


10. Jason Statham - Super Yummy Actor


9. Justin Chambers - Alex on Grey's Anatomy


8. Randy Orton - WWE Supertar


7. Eddie Cibrian - Hot star of Invasion


6. Grady Sizemore - Cleveland Indians Outfielder


5. Tom Brady - New England Patriots QB


4. Jesse Metcalf - John the Gardener on Desperate Housewives


3. Julian McMahon - Nip/Tuck Studmuffin


2. Reichen Burke - Gay reality star/Lance Bass' partner


1. Jake Gyllenhaal - Need I say more! He's been my #1 BF since January. Mmmm Jakey!!!

Thanks!!

I'm back home after a dreadful weekend. The funeral went as well as can be expected. Lots of tears and laughter, just the way he would have wanted it. I want to say thanks to everyone who sent their condolences. It is greatly appreciated. A special Thank You to Lothian.... I love you Babe!!!

Now on to better news. Tim and I went to see 'Mamma Mia' last night. It's the 4th time I have seen the show. It's so much fun. What's gayer than ABBA? Madonna doing ABBA (in the movie version)... Yeah!!! By the Way, did you see 'Grey's Anatomy' on Thursday. OOOHHH McSteamy is back in the buff!!!! MMmmm. Meredith will undoubtedly pick McDreamy over Finn because she's an idiot. Yea, I know he's hot, but Chris O'Donnell ain't nothing to sneeze at either. Finn is such a good guy that she will never pick him. Addison however gets to sleep with both !McDreamy or McSteamy. Lucky Bitch!!! Because of the show, my new favorite saying is 'Seriously?' There is a drinking game for GA whenever anyone says seriously you down your drink. I smell a party coming!!!!

Well, I'll be posting a new boyfriends list later this week. Plus who knows what other random thoughts will be blogged. Keep reading!