Cool It Now!

Things are finally looking up. Weber is improving each day. The hot water heater has been replaced. And the AC unit isn't broken, it was dirty. The Hot (and I do mean HOT) repairman came over today and fixed my unit (sounds dirty doesn't it). I signed up for a bi-yearly anal cleaning (I mean, HVAC cleaning) and he will be the one performing it. MMMmmmm. I'm dirty, he can come clean me so I work properly. Whew, It's getting in here. I thought the AC was fixed. Damn, he needs to CUM back over to take a looksy.

Hottie Hall of Fame Inductee #1

I'm retiring several of my boyfriends and putting them in my new Hottie HOF. This way I can eternally adore them and put some new hot studs on my new monthly BF list premiering later this week. My first BF entering the HOF is Batman himself, CHRISTIAN BALE.

OMG! What else...

Have you ever had one of those weeks when everything goes wrong? Welcome to my week. First Weber has a stroke (thankfully, he's getting better each day), then our hot water heater goes ka-poot ($450 to get a new one installed), then my beloved Golden Girl dies (not big in the scheme of things, but it makes for a better bitch session), and finally our freon is out in our central air unit and lord only knows how much that will cost to replace. OY VEY! What's next? Locust infestation? I need to win the lottery.

National Gay Day of Mourning

Friday is a National Day of Mourning in the gay world in honor of our beloved Estelle Getty. On what would have been her 85th birthday, cable channel Lifetime will pay tribute to her with a Golden Girls marathon. Lifetime TV is airing a 10-episode marathon of Sophia Petrillo-centric episodes of The Golden Girls tomorrow afternoon from 12PM - 5PM in honor of the passing of Estelle Getty. The network has added one more extra little tribute to her memory by showing a brief memorial to Estelle during commercial breaks of each re-run episode of the show that they’ve been airing since her passing.

I'll be DVRing the marathon as I have to work. I can't believe the malls are open tomorrow. Don't they realize that us queens are in mourning. We Love you Estelle. Rest In Peace.

What's Going On?

I have alot to update you on as I have been lazy in my blogging lately. First off, Weber, my 10 year old lab, had a stroke on Saturday. He was wobbly and falling over when lifting his leg to pee. I, naturally, have been beside myself with worry. We went to the vet on Monday. The Dr gave Weber some anti-dizzy pills which luckily has helped. He is better, but still a bit wobbly. Unfortunately he may never get his full mobility back. But at least we still have him and he is still having a good life. Thanks to all of you have been texting about me about him. I don't know what I would have done if it was worse and we lost him.

I have good news on a personal front. I am finally at a job that I am not only going to be successful at, but I love as well. I am assistant manager for Moochie and Co. which is an upscale pet boutique. What I love the most about this company is that they are very diverse and accepting without all the corporate bs that happens in retail. They even have a gay prde section on their website. The owner personally called to welcome me to the company. I have never had that happen at any job before. I think I have finally found where I am supposed to be.

Estelle Getty, my beloved Golden Girl!!!

Sad, sad news today!!! One of my girls has passed away. Estelle Getty... aka.. Sophia Petrillo dies today at age 84. As all of you know, the Golden Girls is my alltime favorite tv show. I am glad that I own all of the dvds and she will live on forever through Sophia. And yes I'm wearing my black veil in memoriam (with black pumps, of course). Just the way Estelle would have wanted.

Happy 4th of Jue-Lie

In observance of the most white trash holiday in America, drink some beer, eat some wieners, set off some firecrackers, beat your wife, and spend the night in jail. Nothing says America, like the 4th of July, pronounced Jue-Lie.

The Obamessiah is at it again

Ok all you Obamessiahs, here's yet another reason why I am not voting for him. He is going to continue Bush's faith based programs which include hiring and firing based on faith. First he comes out against the California gay marriages stating Marriage is between a man and a woman, now he is pushing this religious crap. I am going to keep sending this message in hopes that people think before they vote.

McCain is not any better, he is going to push a gay marriage federal ban, and most likely keep us in Iraq forever. Neither is a good choice. I am going to WRITE IN my vote for HILLARY CLINTON. At least my conscience will be clear and the chips will fall as they may. The only exceptions as of now would be if McCain picks an uber conservative asshole like Romney or Huckabee as his running mate, or of cousre unless Obama wisens up and chooses Hillary as his running mate. But I don't see that happening.