The only bright spot of the day was that Baxter loves playing in the snow.So at least we had fun.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Oh the weather outside is....
AWFUL!!! I am sick of Winter. I'm ready for Spring. We had a huge snow/ice/snow storm today. The roads are terrible Tim and Renee was off work, but naturally the Mall was open. Luckily, our store closed early as most of the stores in the mall didn't even open. At 3pm we had a grand total of $0 in sales. The company told us we could leave. YAY!!!!
The only bright spot of the day was that Baxter loves playing in the snow.So at least we had fun.
The only bright spot of the day was that Baxter loves playing in the snow.So at least we had fun.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
It's Party Time
Today is President Bush's last day in office. Halle-freakin-lujah!!! This is the best day ever. I truly wish President Obama the best of luck, as he will certainly need it to clean up the mess we are in now. I haven't always been a supporter, but I am hopeful that he is the real deal. If all goes well, I will have health insurance and marriage equality. If nothing else, we as a nation will be out of Iraq, less of a target from extremists, we have world support now, and will have someone who actually thinks before acting. So Long GW. I wish we never knew ya!!!
Since this is a new start for our nation, I have decided to change the layout of my blog. I wanted to make it more fun and easier to navigate. Let me know what you think.
Monday, January 12, 2009
These designers weren't gay
We would have better fashion sense than any of these women did. This is my worst dressed from last nights Golden Globes.
5. Cameron Diaz - It's a pink nightmare. Ralphie's bunny costume would have been sexier than this.
4.Maggie Gyllenhaal - Maybe Jake should have asked his alter ego, Jack Twist from Brokeback Mountain, to help you pick out your dress.
3. Miley Cyrus - Like OMG, she was so gnarly fer sure. Poor Horseface Montana.
2. Marisa Tomei - Her cousin Vinny has better fashion sense than she does. Woof.
1. Renee Zellweger- As my friend LeeAnne texted last night when she saw her - WHAT.THE.FUCK. She looked like an ostrich on crack. Girl you need a gay (and your ex-husband doesn't count).
5. Cameron Diaz - It's a pink nightmare. Ralphie's bunny costume would have been sexier than this.
4.Maggie Gyllenhaal - Maybe Jake should have asked his alter ego, Jack Twist from Brokeback Mountain, to help you pick out your dress.
3. Miley Cyrus - Like OMG, she was so gnarly fer sure. Poor Horseface Montana.
2. Marisa Tomei - Her cousin Vinny has better fashion sense than she does. Woof.
1. Renee Zellweger- As my friend LeeAnne texted last night when she saw her - WHAT.THE.FUCK. She looked like an ostrich on crack. Girl you need a gay (and your ex-husband doesn't count).
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Why Gay Marriage will Ruin Society
I found a great site www.noondivorce.com. No On Divorce is a group where gays stand up to homophobic heteros by supporitng a ban on divorce. If we can't marry, you can't divorce. AWESOME. Anyway there was a great post on the 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Will Ruin Society.
10. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
9. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
8. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
7. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
6. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
5. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
4. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
3. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
2. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
1. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
10. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
9. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
8. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
7. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
6. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
5. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
4. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
3. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
2. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
1. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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