These designers weren't gay

We would have better fashion sense than any of these women did. This is my worst dressed from last nights Golden Globes.

5. Cameron Diaz - It's a pink nightmare. Ralphie's bunny costume would have been sexier than this.



4.Maggie Gyllenhaal - Maybe Jake should have asked his alter ego, Jack Twist from Brokeback Mountain, to help you pick out your dress.



3. Miley Cyrus - Like OMG, she was so gnarly fer sure. Poor Horseface Montana.



2. Marisa Tomei - Her cousin Vinny has better fashion sense than she does. Woof.



1. Renee Zellweger- As my friend LeeAnne texted last night when she saw her - WHAT.THE.FUCK. She looked like an ostrich on crack. Girl you need a gay (and your ex-husband doesn't count).