What's happenin' hot stuff?

Many of you have asked me how things are going with my new job. It started out not so great. First off, I had a terrible sinus infection which made me feel like shit and not wanting to be at work. I am finally getting over that, thankfully. The job itself is not my dream job by any means. I schedule the exterminating techs on thier daily routes. Not as easy as it would seem. It's quite complicated, mainly because the company hasn't gone to doing the routing on computers yet. They are working on it though. So everything is done by hand. It's tedious, boring, and not fun. But on the bright side, I love the girls in the office and my boss is awesome. The techs are pretty cool (with exception of one old grouchy man who complains about every route given to him). Overall it's getting better. I don't hate it, but I do not like working 5 1/2 days. Working from 8-12 every Sat sucks. However, I'll most likely be there a while. I am not going to stop looking for a marketing job though. That's what I want to do and I am going to find it eventually. In the meantime however, this'll do. Plus the pay is great so I can't complain too much.

Tim and I are going to see Narnia this Saturday night. I loved the first one and have reserved seats for this weekend. I'll do a review next week. Then come Indiana Jones, which I am so stoked for. I have been looking forward to this one all year. Raiders was my fav movie growing up. Only a week to go.

Well I'm off to get some bugs killed. TTYL!!!!

I'm Buggin'

My first 2 days on the job weren't too terribly exciting. Yesterday I spent the day reading and watching videos. Today I spent the day with an exterminator on a route. It was fun, I guess. Thankfully I didn't see any creepy crawlies. I start my real training on Monday. I think I'll like the job. It's gonna be stressful, but should be able to do it well. The staff is great so far and I have even met a new hag for the harem (a fellow Madonna junkie).

Speaking of Madonna, her new CD Hard Candy is terrific. One of her best CDs since Ray of Light. Take a listen on Itunes, It's worth a listen. Invincible is the best song.

Well I gotta go to bed. Workin is hard.

Fred = Godess of Luck

What a Tuesday I had! Tim and I went to Cleveland to see the B-52's at the House of Blues (more on that in a moment). Our Tuesday started out by shopping in Lakewood (the gay hood), we went to a super cool retro shop called Flower Child. While we were in there, we ran into Fred Schneider of the B-52's. He was way nice and even signed my Funplex CD, which you all need to buy, it's totally RAD! (where did that come from?!). Ok, so my day started off awesome.

Back at the hotel, I checked emails and found out that I was chosen as the Routing Manager for a local exterminating company here in town. Sweet!!!! I start today. It is a great job, with an established company (70 yrs old), meaning they won't be going out of business anytime soon. Plus as a bonus, I am being paid more than I ever have in my life. NO MORE PAPERS TO DELIVER EVER!!!! So you see, Fred brought me good luck.


The B-52's are new favorite band. They were incredible live. Tim and I were sweating our asses off by the time the show was over. From "Pump" to "Rock Lobster", they didn't disappoint. Kate looked hot, Cindy looked stoned, Keith was jammin on the guitar, and Fred was flambouyant as ever. If you ever get a chance to see them, GO. Tiiiin Roooooof.... Rusted!

Well I'm off to work. I'll update you on how it goes. Don't want to be late my first day.

My bail is $565

This is fun to do! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $...." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine :]


Smoked pot -- $10

Injected a drug -- $15

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person next to you-- $40

Yelled at someone you didn't even know -- $10

Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25

Cut yourself -- $15

Had sex for money -- $100

Stripped for money -- $35

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Skipped school/work -- $15

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Ran a red light on purpose -- $10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Cheated on an exam -- $25

Had the police tell you to turn down your music -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Punched someone -- $10

Broken something in anger -- $5

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Gotten pregnant/gotten somone pregnant on accident -- $45

Lied to your parents -- $5

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Threatened to kill someone and meant it -- $40

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Hit something with your car but didn't tell anyone -- $35

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Prank called 911 or the police -- $25

Lied to your friends about having sex -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Ate something off the floor -- $5

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Lied about your age -- $5

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

You own a fake ID -- $ 10

You've used a fake ID -- $30

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $5

Have consumed alcohol -- $10

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Gotten a speeding ticket -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Smoke/used to smoke everyday -- $25

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Okay, now tally up your answers. Put your total in comments. DAMN, $565. I've been bad!!!!

The Curse of Sanjaya!!

Looks like my Papaya, Sanjaya that is, is STILL making headlines, a year after he was eliminated from American Idol. E! Online asserts that since that fateful day when Sanjaya was given the boot, Tuesday night Idol shows have lost 1.5 million viewers and Wednesday night results shows have lost 3 million viewers.

HA! That must be why my hot Aussie was kicked off last week. Just wait my pretties, the curse of Sanjaya will get you all!!!!