Christmas Boyfriends 2007

Ho Ho Ho! Yes I am! A big one at that. It is time to celebrate the season with some hotness. So here are my 15 hot boyfriends I want underneath my sheets (Oops, I mean underneath my tree).

15. Matt Damon - This is for Laura. She loves him so! Plus he is the Sexiest Man Alive for 2007, so he should at least be on the list.

14. Jensen Ackles- Yumm-o.

13. Tom Brady- Super hot "Patriots" QB.

12. Eric Dane- Paging Dr. McSteamy, I'm having hot flashes.

11. Christian Bale- Only 6 months til the new Batman movie comes out. I tried out for Robin, but the restraining order showed up.

10. James Blake- Tennis super hottie!

9. Patrick Dempsey- Paging Dr. McDreamy, I feel faint.

8. VJ Logan - VH1's "America's Most Smartest Model" contestant. Who cares how smart you are honey? You don't have to speak at all.

7. Josh Duhamel- "Transformers" hunk and "Las Vegas" hottie.

6. Joss Ash - Super studly surfer. Please let me be your surfboard!

5. Brady Quinn- "Browns" smokin hot QB. Yea, I know he hasn't played. But I'm ready for when he does! GO BROWNS!!

4. Justin Chambers- Paging Dr. McHottie. CPR is definitley needed.

3. Daniel Craig- Shaken. Stirred. Doesn't matter. I'd still slurp him up!

2. Brandon Beemer- Shawn on "Days of Our Lives". The pic says it all! Woof!

1. Jake Gyllenhall- Thanks to Lothian for this pic. My Jakey-poo is back on top, just where I like him. I'm suddenly all tingly and moist!

Happy Birthday Renee and Dave

My BFF Renee's B-day was yesterday and My brother Dave's is today. Have a Great Birthday. Oh BTW, this is your gift. Be Happy.

A New You (Me) Week 3

I LOST 5 MORE LBS.! I am now down to 208lbs. only 23 more pounds to go for my goal weight of 185. I should be slowing down each week in weight loss as my metabolism stabilizes. But I should be wearing a size 36 soon! New clothes shopping, here I come!

Now for the bitch of a workout that my hot trainer who is turning into Satan put us through. It is a 1,000 rep workout. Basically I have 10 exercises that I have 100 reps each. SUCKS!!!! I am sooooo sore this morning. Squats, crunches, leg lifts.... OMG, I think I am going to die. How the hell am I going to deliver papers today and tomorrow? Slowly, that's how. I think Cory thinks we are all 25y/o hotties who can take it. We are all late 30's, early 40 somethings who are out of shape and not used to working out. But it is working.

I am now allowed to eat lean red meat twice a week (Praise Jesus!), and any kind of fruit I want. Still no bread or beer. Although I did have two Michelob Ultra's this weekend (the carb free beer), it is actually very good. I did lose 5 lbs. A couple of those shouldn't hurt me, just don't tell Cory (I've been bad, spank me!)

My favorite carols

Tis the season for caroling. These are some classic carols that I love.


Carol Kane


Carole Lombard


Carol Seaver


Diahann Carroll


Caroll O'Connor


Carol Burnett


Carol Channing

And My Favorite Carol....


Carol Brady

2 girls 1 cup = NASTINESS

OMG!!! I just watched about 30 secs of the infamous video 2 Girls 1 Cup. I am telling you before you watch it, that it is the nastiest, grossest thing I have ever seen! I nearly threw up after just a few moments of viewing it. Basically, I will never eat chocolate ice cream again without thinking about it. EEeeewww! If you have seen it let me know what you thought of it.