Where my Gays at?

That's how Miss Kathy opened her show, well, after saying O-H, and you know what the crowd yells. She knows where she it at. It was a virtual who's who of Columbus Homosexuals. Everyone, famous, slightly famous, and just gay were there. Ok, on to the dish....

She started her show with Paula Abdul. The vodka drinking mess that she is. Kathy talked about how she slurs every word, slips off her chair, and falls asleep during auditions. Then onto The View, where she is scared to death of Barbara Walters. "There are three people I don't fuck with, The Jews, The Lesbians, and Barbara Walters". Star Jones demise was a big deal as well, stating that she had it coming (AMEN), and that Star claims to be a Democrat but is against gay marriage. How can that be? claimed Kathy, look at her marriage. Al is so gay, when you walk past him you hear snaps.

Of course Britney and Paris' pussies were discussed. Then come Clay Aiken with his new CD, "Buckets of Gay". Lance Bass coming out, "Oh that was a surprise... shocker really". Ryan Seacrest hiding his gayness by going out with Teri Hatcher. "Girl who you kidding, you are dating a Desperate Housewife, Could you pick less obvious girlfriend, say Liza Minelli".

The funniest bit was of her parents discussing going on Rosie's gay cruise. Her Mom not wanting to go on cruise to Alaska with Lesbians who have babies. Hilarious.

I loved it. She was filming the third season of D-list. Maybe Columbus will be in it. She said this was the largest venue on her tour and it was SOLD OUT. Perish the thought, Columbus has Gays!!! Shocking. What's next, We find out that Paula Abdul is actually drinking Coke in her cup....