Thanks to the Wilmington Gang for this.... I'm sure you've said a few of these in your day (being that your old and all). This is also dedicated to my dear Lothian, use any of these as you wish.
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
-I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
-I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- And your crybaby, whiny-butt opinion would be...?
- Do I look like a people person?
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Ha! Ha! I loved it! It was as if everyone could see the thought bubbles appearing over my head all day at work!
Somehow I just KNEW that you guys would appreciate this! It has become the mantra of my store...
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