'BYE BYE BYE' to the CLOSET!!

Well, we have 'Mo amongst us... Lance Bass is Gay! Unfortch it isn't Justin Timberlake, but we can't win them all. If only my JAKEY-POO would publicly announce his love for me and we could run off to Brokeback Mountain together. Hmmmm. Anyway, back to our new gay icon, I had my suspicions about his sexuality when I saw him on the Kathy Griffin reality show last season. Kathy repeatedly says she only hangs out with gay men, and Lance Bass was hanging out with her on an episode. Oh and he's dating that hot reality start Reichen Lemkuhl. That lucky shit, not only did he get sweaty with JT, but now he gets to see Reichen nekked.....

My fun-filled life......

I have puppy news to share with my millions of fans (OK the 10 of you who read this blog regularly). Baxter is doing well. He is adjusting pretty quickly to his new surroundings. He does pee in the house occassionally, but fortunately has only pooped once. We're still working on the house training, but I am told it will take several weeks to get him totaly broken in. He is still chewing and biting. I have a bitter spray that is working on th furniture, but he still bites Weber, our toes, and other things he shouldn't. But having said that, we love him. Stop by to see him if you're in the area.

Now for the ever changing saga of my foot. I am having problems again. They started about a month ago. It appears as though the some of the surgery is reversing itself. I am getting flat footed again and the pain is coming back quickly. I swear I will never get over this. I go to the Doc next week to see what the shizz is going on. He most likely will have me wear a brace to see if that helps. I just hope the word surgery doesn't exit his mouth. I'll keep you posted.

BTW Go see the Devil Wears Prada. It is the most fun movie I have seen in a while. Every gay and hag must go. It's more evil than Mommie Dearest and more fun than Priscilla. Here's and early Oscar prediction... Meryl Streep for Best Actress.

Introducing...... Baxter

Tim and I have adopted a 8 week old black lab. We named him Baxter because it sounds cute with Weber. Weber and Baxter, a new NBC sitcom coming this Fall!! Here are a few pics of our new guy.
And now we need to give EXTRA love to Weber, who is so jealous. It's cute when Baxter licks Weber's face or chases his tail. I'm sure Weber will grow to love his lil brother.

Any puppy training tips are appreciated. He is OK so far with letting us know when he needs to go out, with a few minor accidents. But the chewing will be the big obstacle to overcome. He is starting already and we don't want that to escalate. We are putting him in a crate overnight and when we are at work, hopefully that will help.

Don't piss off Barbara Walters!!

As many of you know I am a huge fan of "the View", I DVR it everyday. This week has been the best week ever! The evil bridezilla, Star Jones, has finally met her demise on the show.
Ever since she married Big Gay Al and lost all her weight, she has been a uppity biotch. She is holier than thou and thinks her poop doesn't stink (and with as rapid a weight loss that she had, her bowels are in turmoil and her poop stinks BAD!).

Now I am sad to see Meredith Viera leave. I loved her, she was my favorite cast panelist. I am looking forward to Rosie O'Donnell coming this Sept., she should add some fire, especially with Republican Elisabeth. All in all it was a good move. Buh Bye Star, go back to being a lawyer. Lord knows you never let us forget you are one.

Pride Parade 2006

This years Pride Parade was better than most. The weather was awesome, not stiffling hot like usual. There was only a handful of protesters this year and over 15 churches participated in the parade.