It's Party Time

Today is President Bush's last day in office. Halle-freakin-lujah!!! This is the best day ever. I truly wish President Obama the best of luck, as he will certainly need it to clean up the mess we are in now. I haven't always been a supporter, but I am hopeful that he is the real deal. If all goes well, I will have health insurance and marriage equality. If nothing else, we as a nation will be out of Iraq, less of a target from extremists, we have world support now, and will have someone who actually thinks before acting. So Long GW. I wish we never knew ya!!!

Since this is a new start for our nation, I have decided to change the layout of my blog. I wanted to make it more fun and easier to navigate. Let me know what you think.

These designers weren't gay

We would have better fashion sense than any of these women did. This is my worst dressed from last nights Golden Globes.

5. Cameron Diaz - It's a pink nightmare. Ralphie's bunny costume would have been sexier than this.



4.Maggie Gyllenhaal - Maybe Jake should have asked his alter ego, Jack Twist from Brokeback Mountain, to help you pick out your dress.



3. Miley Cyrus - Like OMG, she was so gnarly fer sure. Poor Horseface Montana.



2. Marisa Tomei - Her cousin Vinny has better fashion sense than she does. Woof.



1. Renee Zellweger- As my friend LeeAnne texted last night when she saw her - WHAT.THE.FUCK. She looked like an ostrich on crack. Girl you need a gay (and your ex-husband doesn't count).

Why Gay Marriage will Ruin Society

I found a great site www.noondivorce.com. No On Divorce is a group where gays stand up to homophobic heteros by supporitng a ban on divorce. If we can't marry, you can't divorce. AWESOME. Anyway there was a great post on the 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Will Ruin Society.

10. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
9. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
8. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
7. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
6. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
5. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
4. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
3. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
2. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
1. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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Resolutions

Now that all the drama of the past few weeks has passed, (Slocombe is doing fine, the holidays are finally over), it's time to list some resolutions for the year.

Last year, many of you know, that I started working out, eating better, and lost 25 lbs. Well, I've gained 10 of it back, mostly since Weber died, which is normal I guess. So I am going try to get to my original goal weight of 190lbs. That's 18 lbs. I need to lose. The hardest part isn't the working out, (I actually enjoy that), it's eating properly. I work in a mall, so the food there isn't exactly healthy. Plus Tim just doesn't like most healthier food. I did it before, so I can do it again. I'll keep you posted.

My second resolution is to learn how to do the "Thriller" dance. I know it's not much of a resolution, but StreetVixn and I had this on our list last year and we couldn't find anyone in Columbus who teaches it. This year we'll learn it through the web if we have to.

Relating to this blog, which I've been neglecting this past year, I want to try and blog at least a few times each week. Even if it's just a hot pic of my new dream man, or a stupid story. I need to get my creative juices flowing again so that I can maybe (God forbid) find a real honest to goodness marketing job. I am actually happy where I work which I know is a miracle, and I'm not looking to leave anytime soon. But I want to use my Master's degree for what it is intended. So my logic is to get my creativity flowing again so that I can land my dream job. But if that doesn't happen, I have a good job and my faithful bloggers will have more to read and vent about.

Finally, I want to have more time to spend with Tim, my fuzzy kids, and my friends (many of whom I've also been neglecting lately). I would like for all of us to get together once a month to just shoot the shit. I don't care if we go somewhere to eat and drink, or just hang out at someone's home. I want to make time for us to see each other more. If Weber's death taught me one thing, it's that I need to spend as much time as possible with the everyone who I care about. I'm gonna try this year.