It's the Most Dreadful Time of the Year!!!

I know it's getting old, but I am really hating Christmas this year. My store is soooooooo busy it is ridiculous. The reason: EVERYTHING IN THE STORE IS 70% OFF!!!! No Shit, 70% off. Do you know what that does to suburban housewives who have nothing better to do than to spend their useless, but hot, husbands money. They come in droves, picking up hundreds of greeting cards. More than they will ever give out in their lifetime. And they are driving me nuts. I can't wait til either Christmas gets here or our store closes, whichever comes first.

Yes, my store is closing. Not officially closing, at least not from the corporate office. But we are closing. Why else would they put us at 70 effing percent off two weeks before the helliday? As most of us who work retail know, the powers that be will not tell us we are closing because they don't want us to leave them during Christmas. They would rather clsoe us after Christmas so we can't find jobs. I am taking this as a sign to find a new line of work. I am a bitter retail queen, it's time to become a bitter marketing queen, or a bitter receptionist. Something. I don't care really.

OK. Now just to cheer myself up, I am posting the beefcake of the week. I think I am retiring my boyfriends list. It is getting hard to find so many pics. So I am going to post random pics of hot studs who I find SMOKIN' HOT! My first is Cameron Mathison who is sooo hot that I may have to start watching All MY Children.

They have a transgendered character on the show, maybe they could make Cameron's character Ryan gay and I could be his love interest. What! It could happen!!!

Happy Effing Holidays

Well the holiday season has begun. Us retail slaves are putting up with customer shit and not having time to enjoy the season ourselves. Customers just plain suck this year. Whatever happened to the joy of the season? Apparently finding the perfect gift is more important than spreading cheer. I'm sure that's what Jesus wanted Christmas to be. So Good Luck finding XBox 360, Playstation Wii, or Tickle Me Elmo Bitches. Just don't get pissed off at us if we don't have something on December 23rd because you were to lame to start shopping in October.

In other news, the saga of my ankle surgery continues. I have never fully recovered from my surgery that occurred in April 2005. Almost 2 years of this crap and it's still not over. I am seeing a new "specialist" to figure out why the hell I am still in so much pain. Naturally the first thing out of his mouth is that I need to get out of retail. No Shit Sherlock! If one of the doctors who has suggested that over the past 2 years had offered me a job, there would be no problem. But instead they put the pressure on me instead, At least this specialist has found a possible reason why I am still in pain. There appears to be a tear in one of my tendons. I'm not sure exactly what that means, but at this point I'll go under the knife again just to feel good again. Oy Vey.

Anyway, enough Kavechting. I hope all my retail peeps hang in there. Only 16 more days!!!!

Holiday Boyfriends for December 2006

15. Tim McGraw

14. Ryan Reynolds

13. Justin Chambers

12. Clinton Kelly

11. Scott Bakula

10. Patrick Dempsey

9. Brody Hutzler

8. David Boreanaz

7. Balthazar Getty

6. Ricardo Antonio Chavira

5. Andy Roddick

4. Reichen Lemkuhl

3. Jake Gyllenhaal

2. Cameron Mathison

1. Julian McMahon

Turkey of the week award.

Happy Thanksgiving Day y'all. Eat, Drink, and be thankful that we only have 2 years left of the Bush regime!

In celebration of the holiday, I am giving my Turkey of the week award. No it's not to K-Fed. It's not even to our President. No my Turkey of the week is Wal-Mart for caving to the religious right who was going to boycott them this weekend for giving funds to a Gay advocacy group. Now we have another reason to hate Wal-Mart. Boycott Wal-Mart, not only this weekend, but always!!! Viva la Target!!!

Way to Go BUCKEYES!!!!

Next Stop: the National Championship game. The Ohio State Buckeyes BEAT Michigan 42-39 in what was the best game I've ever seen. Now in the spirit of the rivalry:

Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.

What did the Michigan grad say to the OSU grad?
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"

What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
Columbus: 187 Miles

And Finally....
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a Michigan Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is a Michigan Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also a Michigan Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"