Say it ain't so, not on your Birthday!!!

Madonna Quits Acting. Madonna says she will no longer pursue acting because critics dismiss her films before they are even made. Her Madgesty, who won critical acclaim for her starring role in the film adaptation of the musical Evita, followed that success with parts in poorly received projects like Body of Evidence and Swept Away.

I am so disappointed. She has been a staple for my bad movie night. While you all know I love my Queen, She has really only starred in three good movies, Desperatley Seeking Susan, A League of their Own, and Evita. However, I still love Who's That Girl, Dick Tracy, and The Next Best Thing. On the other hand, Swept Away and Shanghai Suprise are AWFUL!!!

So who will take her place in bad music star movies.... Britney, Mariah, Jessica? We all remember the gems that were Crossroads, Glitter, and The Dukes of Hazard don't we? We'll have to wait and see who becomes our next B-movie star.

BTW... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA!!!!

Has it really been 20 years?

I really feel old now.... I just recieved an invitation for my 20 year high school reunion. OMG!! 20 effin years. I think Tim and I will be going, but there are only 4 or 5 people I want to see again. I made contact witrh 2 of them, hopefully we can become reaquainted. I miss HS sometimes. The football games, the 80's fashion, hair and music, and the fact that I was young. The good ol days. Just the fact that I have "good ol days" is bad enough.

Back to reality. I'm a old bitter queen who bitches and moans about everything. PHew, that's better, I'm back to OLD self. Enough nostagia!

'BYE BYE BYE' to the CLOSET!!

Well, we have 'Mo amongst us... Lance Bass is Gay! Unfortch it isn't Justin Timberlake, but we can't win them all. If only my JAKEY-POO would publicly announce his love for me and we could run off to Brokeback Mountain together. Hmmmm. Anyway, back to our new gay icon, I had my suspicions about his sexuality when I saw him on the Kathy Griffin reality show last season. Kathy repeatedly says she only hangs out with gay men, and Lance Bass was hanging out with her on an episode. Oh and he's dating that hot reality start Reichen Lemkuhl. That lucky shit, not only did he get sweaty with JT, but now he gets to see Reichen nekked.....

My fun-filled life......

I have puppy news to share with my millions of fans (OK the 10 of you who read this blog regularly). Baxter is doing well. He is adjusting pretty quickly to his new surroundings. He does pee in the house occassionally, but fortunately has only pooped once. We're still working on the house training, but I am told it will take several weeks to get him totaly broken in. He is still chewing and biting. I have a bitter spray that is working on th furniture, but he still bites Weber, our toes, and other things he shouldn't. But having said that, we love him. Stop by to see him if you're in the area.

Now for the ever changing saga of my foot. I am having problems again. They started about a month ago. It appears as though the some of the surgery is reversing itself. I am getting flat footed again and the pain is coming back quickly. I swear I will never get over this. I go to the Doc next week to see what the shizz is going on. He most likely will have me wear a brace to see if that helps. I just hope the word surgery doesn't exit his mouth. I'll keep you posted.

BTW Go see the Devil Wears Prada. It is the most fun movie I have seen in a while. Every gay and hag must go. It's more evil than Mommie Dearest and more fun than Priscilla. Here's and early Oscar prediction... Meryl Streep for Best Actress.

Introducing...... Baxter

Tim and I have adopted a 8 week old black lab. We named him Baxter because it sounds cute with Weber. Weber and Baxter, a new NBC sitcom coming this Fall!! Here are a few pics of our new guy.
And now we need to give EXTRA love to Weber, who is so jealous. It's cute when Baxter licks Weber's face or chases his tail. I'm sure Weber will grow to love his lil brother.

Any puppy training tips are appreciated. He is OK so far with letting us know when he needs to go out, with a few minor accidents. But the chewing will be the big obstacle to overcome. He is starting already and we don't want that to escalate. We are putting him in a crate overnight and when we are at work, hopefully that will help.