Happy F-ing Birthday

Today is my birthday, and what a crappy day it has been. Sure I had cake, thanks to Clyde at work (much love dudette), and the girls in my class bought cupcakes tonight. But I have things on my mind, and my feet.

I am still having trouble with my ankle, 11 months after surgery. I was starting to feel better, actually walking with minimal pain and without a limp, when IT happend.... I was unloading shipment boxes at work when I felt a pop, sort of like a rubberband snapping. I felt pain immediately and I knew it couldn't be good. I am going to the Dr. tomorrow morning to see what is wrong. I have so much anxiety about this, I probably won't sleep much tonight. What if I have to have surgery again? What if I have to quit my job, which I need for insurance? What if... What if? I am tired of this. I have been dealing with this shizz for over a year. It really needs to be fixed.

Sorry I am posting such a downer. I'll be back to frivality and hot guys soon. Who knows, I may have several months of recovery time to blog away.

Boyfriends of the week March 5-12

10. Michael Buble -Sing. Sing a song. Sing it loud. Sing it NUDE! I think that's how the song goes... if not it should be.


9. Matt Dillon- Nominated for an Oscar and damn does he look good!


8. Tim McGraw- Only 6 weeks til I see him live. Throw me something Tim, a boot, a hat, your undies.... anything.... seriously.


7. Joaquin Phoenix- He could Walk the Line all over me, let me lay down....


6. Patrick Dempsey- I have an episode suggestion for Grey's Anatomy, a gay love scene with McDreamy and McSteamy!!!!


5. George Clooney- Oscar Winner George Clooney. Damn he looks good in a tux. I wonder if he's hotter out of his tux. Hmmmm, things to ponder.


4. Jeremy Bloom- So he didn't win a gold medal. He would have if he'd have skiied naked. Remember that in 2010.


3. Christian Bale- I can't wait for Batman 2 with Christian and my Jakey-Poo. Maybe there will be a gay superhero scene. Sweet!


2. Ryan Reynolds- He is Bagelbuoys ultimate boyfriend, Lucky!!!


1. Jake Gyllenhaal-He's may be feeling bad for not winning the Oscar. It's OK Jakey, I'll be right over to take your blues away, My Jakey Poo!

Brokeback Blues

I guess I'm not surprised that Crash won Best Picture. I saw it on DVD a few months ago and I loved it. It has as much to do with changing taboos and ending discrimination as Brokeback did. I still wanted my cowboys to win, if only to piss off the religious right. I'm a bit disappointed, but I'll live. I just hope Ang Lee doesn't off himself or anything. And a big shock came when It's hard out here for a Pimp won an OSCAR, a rap song nonetheless. Go Academy for finally not being so stuffy even if you are a bit homophobic....

Now for the real news of the night, the fashions. I have never seen so many awful dresses as I saw last night. What was up with Michelle Williams? She looked like egg yolk... God it was hideous. People are talking about Keira Knightly and how fabulous she looked. I didn't like her hair or the dress. I loved Nicole Kidman, as always, and surpisingly I loved Jennifer Lopez, who I normally hate, but her dress was a knock out. Check out Pink is the New Blog for a look at the fashions. I think we all agree that Charlize Theron made the biggest fashion faux pas fo the night.

However, my Jakey-Poo looked HOT!!! George Clooney was handsome as usual. I was most pleased by Joachim Phoenix. He looked amazing in his tux. So many men, so little time for me to have them all... I know I'm a slut, what can I say, if you're good at something, you might as well flaunt it.

OSCAR Picks!!!

Ok, so the Oscars are tomorrow and I am going to give you my picks of who or what I want to win against who I actually think will win.

Best Supporting Actress
Who I want: Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain)
Who will win: Michelle Williams
-She had the best character in the movie, plus I miss Dawsons Creek!!!

Best Supporting Actor
Who I want: Jakey-Poo (Like you didn't know that was coming)
Who will win: George Clooney (Syriana)
-I didn't see Syriana, but I saw Crash and Matt Dillon has a good chance to win as well. But Damn George does look good in a tux, but my Jakey will look better!!!

Best Actress
Who I want : Felicity Huffman (Transamerica)
Who will win: Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line)
-I saw both movies and I love both these ladies, so I don't care which one actually wins. But it would make even more tension on Wisteria Lane if Felicity wins.... EEwwww Catfight!!!!

Best Actor
Who I want: Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain)
Who will win: Phillip Seymour Hoffman (Capote)
-I saw three of these performances and while I liked Joachim Phoenix as Johhny Cash, PSH was fabulous as Capote. And naturally I want Heath to win to piss off all the conservatives!!!

Best Picture
DUH: Brokeback Mountain
-Crash is my runner-up. I saw Capote, but the acting was better than the flick. I'm all about Brokeback this year. Maybe Jake and I could star in the sequel. I know he's dead, but we could get creative and resurrect him. OOHHH Jakey!!!

Queer Duck

Hey Ya'll (as Brit Brit would say, I found the gayest cartoon ever,
Queer Duck, on Showtime.com. It's about a queer duck and his gay lil friends, Oscar Wildcat, Openly Gator, and Bi-Polar Bear. Watch it and I'll throw you some Mardi Gras beads, if you show me a little sumpin sumpin.