Brokeback Mountain

Happy New Year everyone! Tim and I went to see 'Brokeback Mountain' this afternoon. I have to say that it will probably win every award, including the Oscar for Best Picture, and Heath Ledger should win best actor easily. It is a tough movie to sit through. Unrequited love that can never fully happen, gay bashing, loveless marriages, and living lives that are not full. I cried at the end as most of the people in the theater did. Go see it. It will make you feel lucky that you can be with the person you love. Even if we can't marry legally, I can still be with my Tim, and not have to hide it. Hopefully the President will see this. Maybe he will finally show us that he has a heart. I know, I know, quit dreaming.

Top 10 Boyfriends of 2005

Here is a year end list of my hot celebrity boyfriends. Thanks to everyone who has supported my blog. Have a safe and Happy 2006!!!!

10. Randy Orton (#3 for 1wk, 3 wks on list)


9. Clive Owen (#3 for 1wk, 5wks on list)


8. Robert Gant (#2 for 1wk, 3wks on list)


7. Patrick Dempsey (#4 for 2wks, 7wks on list)


6. Tim McGraw (#4 for 2wks, 8wks on list)


5. Brody Hutzler (#3 for 4wks, 8wks on list)


4. Tom Brady (#2 for 1wk, 8wks on list)


3. Ryan Reynolds (#2 for 4wks, 8wks on list)


2. Chris Evans (#1 for 2wks, 3wks on list)


1. Christian Bale (#1 for 6wks, 8wks on list)

Gay Tidings to all

I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas, a Happy Hannukah, an incredible Kwanzaa, and the gayest of New Years. Enjoy your families. If they get on your last nerve, just take some spiced rum and spike the punch bowl. Grandma will never have so much joy after that. Tim an I are going to my folks house for the annual hillbilly holiday dinner. We eat only on the best, Chinet and plastic sliverware. Mom will be drunk by the time we open the presents, maybe we can get her to take her teeth out this year and sing. Now that's what I call Christmas!!!

As for me, all I want is for Christmas is a new ankle, arthritis medicine that works, and as Tim describes them, Happy pills so I won't be a raging bitch all the time. Oh and I also want Tim and I to get married. LEGALLY. Yeah, I know, wishful thinking, but isn't that what Christmas is all about.

Anyway enjoy the holidays. Drink alot, eat alot, and open alot of presents.

The land of the the Free.... England

Congrats to Elton John and David Furnish who are legally married in England. Soon America will be the only free country in the world that still discriminates. It will be the USA and all the muslim countries, I'm sure George will love being compared to our enemy. I hope Iraq makes gay marriage legal so that this war comes back to bite him in his dumb ass.

Better Watch out, Better not post.....

Better not bitch, I'm telling you why, G W is watching you now. That's right kids, our dumb-ass president can now watch everything we do. So I think us gay folks should give him something to see. Watch tonight George, Tim and I will be making sweet love. You'll see lots of Dick (Not Cheney). Won't that be sweet. Here's a diagram for you.



Now that's something worth spying on!