Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Turkey of the Year!

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving which means it's time for my Turkey of the year award. It was a tough pick this year. There's been so many. Larry (tap your foot on the restroom stall floor) Craig, Paris (goes to jail) Hilton, and last years winner, George W. was once again a huge turkey . But in the spirit of giving, I am giving 2 Turkey awards.

Female Turkey of the Year
Elizabeth Hasselbeck. The annoying, right wing, Bush lover who forced Rosie out of the View, thus making it boring. Eliza-bitch is my Female Turkey of 2007.

I think The Fuhrer is a good look for her.

Male Turkey of the Year
Isaiah Washington. Homophobic actor who lost his job and reputation for calling T.R. Knight a faggot. Notice how much better Grey's Anatomy is without him. So Dr. McBigot is my Male Turkey of 2007.

Notice the rainbow bandana on his head? He doth does protest to much.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

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