Big hair, mullets, and drunks... oh my

That about sums up the awesome Def Leppard concert at the soon to be de-funct Germain Amphitheater here in C-Bus. We saw plenty of westside girls with big poofy hair, or curly "Simply Red" do's. Yes, there was also many mullets to be had. Men with nasty hairy backs, pot bellys, wife beater shirts, and mullets, all with a cig hanging from there mouth. HOT, I know. I could barely keep my hands off them. Lothian was getting moist just being near all that masculinity. Then there was the falling down drunk who rolled down the hill taking out several innocent concertgoers. SWEET! With beer being $8 a pop, and all the hilljacks there drinking 5 or 6 each, the Germains should rethink closing the place down. I also fogot about the girl sitting in front of us who was wearing pink thong underwear. How do I know, because thats all you could see from her big ass. Oy Vey!!

Oh yeah, there was also a concert going on. Not much to say about Styx and REO Speedwagon. They were OK. No Mr Roboto. SUX!!!! Why else go see Styx.
Now the Defsters were awesome. All the hits were played from "Amimal" to "Armageddon it", "Rock of Ages" and my fav "Pour Some Sugar on Me". 80's hair band at it's best.

I am going to miss Germain (formerly Polaris) Amphitheater. I have seen everybody there over the past 13 years, Britney, Cher, Bette... all the gay classics. But my most treasured experience was getting to see my yummy boyfriend "Tim McGraw" front row, looking at his crotch, trying to lick his boots, and almost bitch slapping the woman next to me who held his hand during a song. CUNT. I just hope that artists don't bypass our little big town in the future.

R.I.P. Germain (Polaris) Amphitheater 1994-2007