My smokin HOT personal trainer

I started my "New You" class last night. Cory, my yummy yum yum trainer, killed us boys last night. It is a class of all men, hence we dubbed ourselves "the Phat Boyz", who are trying to lose weight and get into shape. I want to lose 40lbs by my 40th b-day. I weighed in at 224 lbs last night. The diet is the only thing that is going to hard for me. Basically no carbs. I am freaking addicted to them. I can eat all the green veggies, white meat, and cottage cheese I want. Yay.... For breakfast I can eat eggs and oranges or grapefruit. Not bad I guess. But when Donotos comes calling what the hell am I going to do then? I smell a breakdown coming!

Homophobia

Powerful and to the point! Thankfully I haven't been through alot of these scenarios, but I have friends who have. However, several things do affect me from this video. I am concerned about Tim or I being in a hospital and not being allowed to see each other. We have considered fostering, maybe adoption, but are afraid that that child whom we fell in love with will be taken away. I also have had some problems at various jobs. This video should be shown to each of our presidential candidates of all parties. Maybe that would open their eyes.

Turkey of the Year!

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving which means it's time for my Turkey of the year award. It was a tough pick this year. There's been so many. Larry (tap your foot on the restroom stall floor) Craig, Paris (goes to jail) Hilton, and last years winner, George W. was once again a huge turkey . But in the spirit of giving, I am giving 2 Turkey awards.

Female Turkey of the Year
Elizabeth Hasselbeck. The annoying, right wing, Bush lover who forced Rosie out of the View, thus making it boring. Eliza-bitch is my Female Turkey of 2007.

I think The Fuhrer is a good look for her.

Male Turkey of the Year
Isaiah Washington. Homophobic actor who lost his job and reputation for calling T.R. Knight a faggot. Notice how much better Grey's Anatomy is without him. So Dr. McBigot is my Male Turkey of 2007.

Notice the rainbow bandana on his head? He doth does protest to much.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Go Bucks Beat Michigan!!!!

8-track retro

I am such a nostalgia dork lately. Maybe it's because my 40th birthday is coming in March. I'm not sure, but I have been trying to re-live my youth by attending 80's concerts, starting lp collections, and now I bought an 8-track player. I found some tapes when i home recently and decided to start collecting those as well.

Some of you young'uns under 35 may wonder (like my bff Renee did), what an 8-track is and why it was even made. I can't answer why they were made, quite frankly the sound sucks and they are not very user friendly. It must have just been a money making fad. However sad and tragic it may be, I have new found pleasure listening to Shaun Cassidy's "Hey Deanie", ABBA's greatest hits, and Helen Ready's "I Am Woman" (still my theme song after all these years). Now if only I can find the Xanadu Soundtrack on 8-track, my life will be complete. Sad isn't it?