Surgery Smurgery

Hi all my blogging peeps. I found out yesterday that I am once again having ankle surgery. It will occur on March 27 at 10am and I am staying overnight at the lush Grant hospital which has impecible ammeneties (nurses giving sponge baths, fabulous green jello, and all the drugs I can take legally).

I am a bit worried about this one. I will lose even more mobility in my left foot (that ice skating career I've been dreaming about is a non-reality), and recovering time is 4-6 months. 3 of which I will be in a cast. The worst part of all of this is Baxter has to stay at our neighbors house while Tim is at work during this time. He can't jump on me and I can't take him out when he needs to. Weber can stay home with me, he is a good boy and can hold his pee, but he has to give up his bed. I will be sleeping in the spare bedroom with the door shut so no animals can come in (including Tim). Not-to-mention that I will have to use a granny chair while showering, now I know some of my readers are of the age to use such chairs(sorry Lothian!), but alas I am not (yet).

So anyway, it has begun. I know I can count on all my fabulous freinds and my incredible partner Tim to get throught this. Trust me, it is the LAST surgery I am having on my ankle. If this one doesn't work, Tim will be pushing me around like Baby Jane did to Blanche. Only I am not eating a dead bird, dead cat maybe, not not a bird. "But you are Blanche, you are in a wheelchair"

Two posts in one day....

Well you would two had you found this exquisite picture of my queen, Madonna, at the Vanity Fair after Oscars party.

Doesn't she look stunning. It was an unknown designer from Japan who made her dress. WOW!! OK now I am officially gay.

Hottie of the Week - Feb 26-Mar 4

Yum-O!!!

Hottie of the Week!!

I have no clue who he is.... but does it really matter?

Britney's hair is because of Madonna!!!!

This is a direct quote from Madonna's Blog....
I had a hair raising experience this week. Britney called me and asked for advice about her hair being damaged by styling, etc. I told her to cut it really short and that it would grow healthy more quickly. I was shocked when Rosie sent me a picture of Britney shaving her head! I didn't mean that short! I hope I can have a chat with her while I'm here. I'm going to try and find a therapist for her. She clearly needs help. Let us all pray for the light to shine in her life.

I guess I need to apologize to the Britster for my rant earlier. Clearly she had reasons for shaving her hair. I still think she's a bit coocoo for cocoa puffs for doing it. On second thought, if her Madgesty told me to do something I'd do it without thinking as well.

Speaking of Madonna, in her blog, she says she is working on her new CD, another hi-energy dance CD. SWEET!!!!! I can hardly wait to go see her next tour.