This is why I hate the religious right!!

Do we all remember Rev. Ted Haggard who was caught giving a blow job to an UNDERAGE male prostitute? Listen to this shit....

Ted Haggard, a leading evangelist who admitted to "sexual immorality" following allegations of sex with a male prostitute, is convinced he is "completely heterosexual," said one of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling with the disgraced minister.

What a dick!! You can't become heterosexual, just like you can't become homosexual. This is just going to add more fuel to the homophobic fire. The Christian Coalition undoubtedly had much to do with this. After all they just lost both the House and the Senate, and they are scared to death that Hilary Clinton will become President. Rally the base!! Damn, I wish one of them would fall hard. Anyway incase you want to read the whole sorted story here it is courtesy of Yahoo!

You know you are Gay if.....

You go see Dreamgirls instead of watching the Super Bowl! That's exactly what Tim and I did yesterday. I think it was robbed out of an Academy Award nomination. It was easily better than previous musical Oscar winners Chicago and Moulin Rouge. I LOVED IT.... Two snaps and double vodka Appletini twist.

Jennifer Hudson (J Hud to us in the know) should easily win Best Supporting Actress. I have lost respect for American Idol since she finished 6th in a crappy year that brought us Fantasia. Whatevs!!! The girl can belt out the tunes. And the fashion was to die for. Sometimes I thought I was actually watching Miss Diana Ross herself. Beyonce did a great job as well.

Anyway, Go see it. I am going to see it again and own the DVD when it comes out.

Where my Gays at?

That's how Miss Kathy opened her show, well, after saying O-H, and you know what the crowd yells. She knows where she it at. It was a virtual who's who of Columbus Homosexuals. Everyone, famous, slightly famous, and just gay were there. Ok, on to the dish....

She started her show with Paula Abdul. The vodka drinking mess that she is. Kathy talked about how she slurs every word, slips off her chair, and falls asleep during auditions. Then onto The View, where she is scared to death of Barbara Walters. "There are three people I don't fuck with, The Jews, The Lesbians, and Barbara Walters". Star Jones demise was a big deal as well, stating that she had it coming (AMEN), and that Star claims to be a Democrat but is against gay marriage. How can that be? claimed Kathy, look at her marriage. Al is so gay, when you walk past him you hear snaps.

Of course Britney and Paris' pussies were discussed. Then come Clay Aiken with his new CD, "Buckets of Gay". Lance Bass coming out, "Oh that was a surprise... shocker really". Ryan Seacrest hiding his gayness by going out with Teri Hatcher. "Girl who you kidding, you are dating a Desperate Housewife, Could you pick less obvious girlfriend, say Liza Minelli".

The funniest bit was of her parents discussing going on Rosie's gay cruise. Her Mom not wanting to go on cruise to Alaska with Lesbians who have babies. Hilarious.

I loved it. She was filming the third season of D-list. Maybe Columbus will be in it. She said this was the largest venue on her tour and it was SOLD OUT. Perish the thought, Columbus has Gays!!! Shocking. What's next, We find out that Paula Abdul is actually drinking Coke in her cup....

Baby, It's Cold Outside

When I say cold, I mean cold. Tonight will be our first below zero of the Winter. Wind chills expected to be -20 to -40. That's enought to either freeze your nuts off or your tits off, in some cases both (right, Lothian!). Stay warm peeps!! Remember to keep you pets inside. We don't want any animals to get frostbite. Baxter and Weber hardly want to go out, not that I blame them.


Tim and I are going to see Kathy Griffin. She is so awesome. Hopefully she will make fun of Britney, TomKat, and the ladies of the View. I will post a review of her show tommorrow.

Our Kids are growing up sooooo fast

Baxter has become a man today. He is getting neutered, a doggie bris if you will. I want to share some pics of our babies with you.
Baxter and Weber
Caliope and Slocombe
Baxter's first snow, Weber is showing him how to play in it.