Where my Gays at?

That's how Miss Kathy opened her show, well, after saying O-H, and you know what the crowd yells. She knows where she it at. It was a virtual who's who of Columbus Homosexuals. Everyone, famous, slightly famous, and just gay were there. Ok, on to the dish....

She started her show with Paula Abdul. The vodka drinking mess that she is. Kathy talked about how she slurs every word, slips off her chair, and falls asleep during auditions. Then onto The View, where she is scared to death of Barbara Walters. "There are three people I don't fuck with, The Jews, The Lesbians, and Barbara Walters". Star Jones demise was a big deal as well, stating that she had it coming (AMEN), and that Star claims to be a Democrat but is against gay marriage. How can that be? claimed Kathy, look at her marriage. Al is so gay, when you walk past him you hear snaps.

Of course Britney and Paris' pussies were discussed. Then come Clay Aiken with his new CD, "Buckets of Gay". Lance Bass coming out, "Oh that was a surprise... shocker really". Ryan Seacrest hiding his gayness by going out with Teri Hatcher. "Girl who you kidding, you are dating a Desperate Housewife, Could you pick less obvious girlfriend, say Liza Minelli".

The funniest bit was of her parents discussing going on Rosie's gay cruise. Her Mom not wanting to go on cruise to Alaska with Lesbians who have babies. Hilarious.

I loved it. She was filming the third season of D-list. Maybe Columbus will be in it. She said this was the largest venue on her tour and it was SOLD OUT. Perish the thought, Columbus has Gays!!! Shocking. What's next, We find out that Paula Abdul is actually drinking Coke in her cup....

Baby, It's Cold Outside

When I say cold, I mean cold. Tonight will be our first below zero of the Winter. Wind chills expected to be -20 to -40. That's enought to either freeze your nuts off or your tits off, in some cases both (right, Lothian!). Stay warm peeps!! Remember to keep you pets inside. We don't want any animals to get frostbite. Baxter and Weber hardly want to go out, not that I blame them.


Tim and I are going to see Kathy Griffin. She is so awesome. Hopefully she will make fun of Britney, TomKat, and the ladies of the View. I will post a review of her show tommorrow.

Our Kids are growing up sooooo fast

Baxter has become a man today. He is getting neutered, a doggie bris if you will. I want to share some pics of our babies with you.
Baxter and Weber
Caliope and Slocombe
Baxter's first snow, Weber is showing him how to play in it.

The Second Time Around

It's 2am and I can't sleep, worrying too much about everything I guess. First off, Monday was my last day of work. The big "P" is closed forever. I am applying for unemployment for a while until I finish school. Which works out well since I am most likely going to have a second Ankle fusion surgery done in March.

I have been going round and round with the decision. Do I wear a brace for the rest of life? It is only a quick fix, that will relieve most of my pain, but it will not fix my problem and will probably require surgery later. Or do I opt for another surgery now? It should solve my pain issues,but there is no guarantee it will work and recovery is a long and painful process.

Many of you know that I took much longer than expected to recover from my last surgery (almost 6 months, 3 month of which I was in a cast). I never fully recovered. I still deal with pain daily, some days worse than others, but pain nonetheless. I just don't want to hurt anymore. It affects work, my social, and personal life. Tim has been wonderful, encouraging me all the way. Taking care of me. He even lets me moan and bitch (not that I don't do that anyway). My friends are so supportive. I have asked several of them for their advice and I have come to a decision. I am opting for the surgery. I need to have the surgery now, while I am still relatively young and healthy, which makes the recovery process a bit easier. If it doesn't work, at least I tried all my options. That way if I end up in a brace at least it is with no regrets.

I will be using this blog to vent, and bitch, and give updates as I go along. It may not be the fun items I post now, although I'm sure the beefcake pics will still be included. Thanks. I'll post something more fun and frivelous soon.

Happy Birthday to my big Bear!!

I just want to wish my Tim a Happy Birthday today. I Love You!!!