Holiday Boyfriends for December 2006

15. Tim McGraw

14. Ryan Reynolds

13. Justin Chambers

12. Clinton Kelly

11. Scott Bakula

10. Patrick Dempsey

9. Brody Hutzler

8. David Boreanaz

7. Balthazar Getty

6. Ricardo Antonio Chavira

5. Andy Roddick

4. Reichen Lemkuhl

3. Jake Gyllenhaal

2. Cameron Mathison

1. Julian McMahon

Turkey of the week award.

Happy Thanksgiving Day y'all. Eat, Drink, and be thankful that we only have 2 years left of the Bush regime!

In celebration of the holiday, I am giving my Turkey of the week award. No it's not to K-Fed. It's not even to our President. No my Turkey of the week is Wal-Mart for caving to the religious right who was going to boycott them this weekend for giving funds to a Gay advocacy group. Now we have another reason to hate Wal-Mart. Boycott Wal-Mart, not only this weekend, but always!!! Viva la Target!!!

Way to Go BUCKEYES!!!!

Next Stop: the National Championship game. The Ohio State Buckeyes BEAT Michigan 42-39 in what was the best game I've ever seen. Now in the spirit of the rivalry:

Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.

What did the Michigan grad say to the OSU grad?
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"

What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
Columbus: 187 Miles

And Finally....
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a Michigan Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is a Michigan Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also a Michigan Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"

Finally....

The best news ever has happened.... Britney Spears is divorcing K-Fed!!! Thank God in heaven. Britney has come to her senses dumping that nasty shit. What she ever saw in him I'll never figure out. Listen up Brit, (she reads my blog ya know), Make a new CD, have a major tour next year and resurrect your career. Tim and I will be there front and center to support your comeback. We love you Britney!!! Just pick a better hubby next time, maybe Justin Timberlake again.

The only thing that could make this day better is having the Democrats take control of Congress. I'll post tomorrow with the results form Ohio. I hope you voted today. If not, you still have a few minutes to get to the polls..... Vote people!! Haven't we had enough of Bush!?! If you didn't vote, don't bitch. You lost that right.

In the meantime, let's revel in Britney's fabulous decision. Just don't do it again.. There is no Oops, next time!

VOTE VOTE VOTE....

Please Don't forget to Vote tomorrow. The Democrats actually have a decent shot of taking over Congress and we the people can make up for the 2004 mistake. In Ohio almost all of the major Democratic candidates are winning by large margins, Thank God!!! So go to the polls, show Bush that we are watching him and disapprove of everything he is doing. Maybe we can turn this country around before it's too late!