Chicago Trip Day 1

Hey ya'll. Well we had an interesting yesterday in Chi-Town. It started with us waking up in BFE Indiana at a horrible Holiday Inn where we slept (or tried to sleep) on a rock slab of a bed. Then as we approached the city, the Dan Ryan expressway is apparently under construction. So we sat, moved and inch, sat some more, moved another inch. After moving 3 or 4 inches and 1/2 hour later, we decided to get off the highway and make our way downtown.

We ended up taking a tour of Cabrini Green, better known as the projects. We did manage to stop at a Mcd's and find a sweet old black man who gave us direction, telling me not to stop or detour in anyway. Well we successfully made it without seeing a murder or drive by. it was a good move, we reached the hotel in less than hour after leaving the highway. we'd probably still be sitting there.

We ate at Frontera Grill last night. Actually we drank at Frontera Grill. 3 margaritas each and some appetizers. MMMMmmm. We are going back tonight to eat an actual meal and drink some more of course. We went out last night as well. I was drunk (surprise surprise). But we tuckered out by midnight. We are either old or just tired of the bar scene. I would like to think the latter is true, but I have a feeling both are true.

Tomorrow is Madonna. WEEeeeeeeEEEEeeee!! (that is a high pitched squeal that only dogs and gay guys can hear). I'll post again tomorrow.

ONLY 4 days til I meet the QUEEN

Madonna is coming, Madonna is coming.... OH MY F-ing GOD, Madonna is coming!!!!! To all the haters, eat your hearts out. I will be joining the Queen for a two hour romp into erotic nastyiness on Sunday nightin Chicago. From one self declared Virgin to another, I LOVE YOU my Queen!

Speaking of Chicago and Queens, Tim and I will be visiting quite a few gay establishments while visiting the Windy City. I'm sure we will be quite drunk and not remember much of what happens. If we meet any HOT bears, we'll post some pics when we return.

I'm sure this will come as a shock to everybody.....

I am 61% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

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Yes, It's true.... I'm a real bitch!!! But then again what gay guy do you know who isn't one. Ok Maybe Tim, but he's too nice for his own good. And David, but he's slightly bitchy. And possibly Kristian, but he lives with the queen bitch so he gets extra points.... OK maybe I'm just a bitch and I shouldn't blame it on being gay.... F-U, like I give a rats ass what any of you think!!!!

Thanks Lothian for the test, she's only 50% bitch.... haha I'm a bigger bitch than you. Angie should take the test, I'm sure she'd cream both of us with her results.

Naughty Poll...... (I'm naughty)

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1. How old are you?Over 30
2. What is your sexual orientation?Homosexual
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15
6. What is your pubic hair style?All natural
7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest
10. Do you watch porn?Yes, and I own some of my own
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 6 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?Yes I have
14. What is your favorite sexual position?Anything that gets me off
15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am
16. What gets you off fastest?Hand job
17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome
19. Have you ever paid for sex?Nope, never
20. When did you lose your virginity?Over 18 years old

NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll!

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Take that Cher!!