Boyfriends of the week March 5-12

10. Michael Buble -Sing. Sing a song. Sing it loud. Sing it NUDE! I think that's how the song goes... if not it should be.


9. Matt Dillon- Nominated for an Oscar and damn does he look good!


8. Tim McGraw- Only 6 weeks til I see him live. Throw me something Tim, a boot, a hat, your undies.... anything.... seriously.


7. Joaquin Phoenix- He could Walk the Line all over me, let me lay down....


6. Patrick Dempsey- I have an episode suggestion for Grey's Anatomy, a gay love scene with McDreamy and McSteamy!!!!


5. George Clooney- Oscar Winner George Clooney. Damn he looks good in a tux. I wonder if he's hotter out of his tux. Hmmmm, things to ponder.


4. Jeremy Bloom- So he didn't win a gold medal. He would have if he'd have skiied naked. Remember that in 2010.


3. Christian Bale- I can't wait for Batman 2 with Christian and my Jakey-Poo. Maybe there will be a gay superhero scene. Sweet!


2. Ryan Reynolds- He is Bagelbuoys ultimate boyfriend, Lucky!!!


1. Jake Gyllenhaal-He's may be feeling bad for not winning the Oscar. It's OK Jakey, I'll be right over to take your blues away, My Jakey Poo!

Brokeback Blues

I guess I'm not surprised that Crash won Best Picture. I saw it on DVD a few months ago and I loved it. It has as much to do with changing taboos and ending discrimination as Brokeback did. I still wanted my cowboys to win, if only to piss off the religious right. I'm a bit disappointed, but I'll live. I just hope Ang Lee doesn't off himself or anything. And a big shock came when It's hard out here for a Pimp won an OSCAR, a rap song nonetheless. Go Academy for finally not being so stuffy even if you are a bit homophobic....

Now for the real news of the night, the fashions. I have never seen so many awful dresses as I saw last night. What was up with Michelle Williams? She looked like egg yolk... God it was hideous. People are talking about Keira Knightly and how fabulous she looked. I didn't like her hair or the dress. I loved Nicole Kidman, as always, and surpisingly I loved Jennifer Lopez, who I normally hate, but her dress was a knock out. Check out Pink is the New Blog for a look at the fashions. I think we all agree that Charlize Theron made the biggest fashion faux pas fo the night.

However, my Jakey-Poo looked HOT!!! George Clooney was handsome as usual. I was most pleased by Joachim Phoenix. He looked amazing in his tux. So many men, so little time for me to have them all... I know I'm a slut, what can I say, if you're good at something, you might as well flaunt it.

OSCAR Picks!!!

Ok, so the Oscars are tomorrow and I am going to give you my picks of who or what I want to win against who I actually think will win.

Best Supporting Actress
Who I want: Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain)
Who will win: Michelle Williams
-She had the best character in the movie, plus I miss Dawsons Creek!!!

Best Supporting Actor
Who I want: Jakey-Poo (Like you didn't know that was coming)
Who will win: George Clooney (Syriana)
-I didn't see Syriana, but I saw Crash and Matt Dillon has a good chance to win as well. But Damn George does look good in a tux, but my Jakey will look better!!!

Best Actress
Who I want : Felicity Huffman (Transamerica)
Who will win: Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line)
-I saw both movies and I love both these ladies, so I don't care which one actually wins. But it would make even more tension on Wisteria Lane if Felicity wins.... EEwwww Catfight!!!!

Best Actor
Who I want: Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain)
Who will win: Phillip Seymour Hoffman (Capote)
-I saw three of these performances and while I liked Joachim Phoenix as Johhny Cash, PSH was fabulous as Capote. And naturally I want Heath to win to piss off all the conservatives!!!

Best Picture
DUH: Brokeback Mountain
-Crash is my runner-up. I saw Capote, but the acting was better than the flick. I'm all about Brokeback this year. Maybe Jake and I could star in the sequel. I know he's dead, but we could get creative and resurrect him. OOHHH Jakey!!!

Queer Duck

Hey Ya'll (as Brit Brit would say, I found the gayest cartoon ever,
Queer Duck, on Showtime.com. It's about a queer duck and his gay lil friends, Oscar Wildcat, Openly Gator, and Bi-Polar Bear. Watch it and I'll throw you some Mardi Gras beads, if you show me a little sumpin sumpin.

Sickly McSick

Being sick sucks!!!! I have a cold that will not go away. This damn Ohio weather, 25 degrees one day, 60 degrees the next. it's only 20 days til Spring. Until then, I found a funny pic to brighten all of our lives of our 36 % approval rating president. Only 1086 days left. I'm off to take my NYQUIL and go to lala land.