Reluctantly I'm voting for....

I still don't like him or trust him, but ultimately he's better than any Republican. I'm hoping he turns out to be a great President, but I'm not holding my breathe.Maybe I should, afterall he is he Obamessiah, he'd be able to bring me back to life. If only Hillary had won.

Um... Okaaaaaayyyy!

BREAKING NEWS!!! A new Gayby boy for Gaykin (Ooops, I mean Clay Aiken.

WTF is going on. The gayest man on earth (even gayer than Richard Simmons or Carson Kressley) had a baby. At least Gaykin had little trouble during the delivery, I mean a small gayby should be able to slip through that hole. C'mon girl who you foolin? You just need to come on out and bring Anderson Cooper witchu. Oy Vey, I need a drink!

Cool It Now!

Things are finally looking up. Weber is improving each day. The hot water heater has been replaced. And the AC unit isn't broken, it was dirty. The Hot (and I do mean HOT) repairman came over today and fixed my unit (sounds dirty doesn't it). I signed up for a bi-yearly anal cleaning (I mean, HVAC cleaning) and he will be the one performing it. MMMmmmm. I'm dirty, he can come clean me so I work properly. Whew, It's getting in here. I thought the AC was fixed. Damn, he needs to CUM back over to take a looksy.

Hottie Hall of Fame Inductee #1

I'm retiring several of my boyfriends and putting them in my new Hottie HOF. This way I can eternally adore them and put some new hot studs on my new monthly BF list premiering later this week. My first BF entering the HOF is Batman himself, CHRISTIAN BALE.

OMG! What else...

Have you ever had one of those weeks when everything goes wrong? Welcome to my week. First Weber has a stroke (thankfully, he's getting better each day), then our hot water heater goes ka-poot ($450 to get a new one installed), then my beloved Golden Girl dies (not big in the scheme of things, but it makes for a better bitch session), and finally our freon is out in our central air unit and lord only knows how much that will cost to replace. OY VEY! What's next? Locust infestation? I need to win the lottery.