ONLY 4 days til I meet the QUEEN

Madonna is coming, Madonna is coming.... OH MY F-ing GOD, Madonna is coming!!!!! To all the haters, eat your hearts out. I will be joining the Queen for a two hour romp into erotic nastyiness on Sunday nightin Chicago. From one self declared Virgin to another, I LOVE YOU my Queen!

Speaking of Chicago and Queens, Tim and I will be visiting quite a few gay establishments while visiting the Windy City. I'm sure we will be quite drunk and not remember much of what happens. If we meet any HOT bears, we'll post some pics when we return.

I'm sure this will come as a shock to everybody.....

I am 61% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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Yes, It's true.... I'm a real bitch!!! But then again what gay guy do you know who isn't one. Ok Maybe Tim, but he's too nice for his own good. And David, but he's slightly bitchy. And possibly Kristian, but he lives with the queen bitch so he gets extra points.... OK maybe I'm just a bitch and I shouldn't blame it on being gay.... F-U, like I give a rats ass what any of you think!!!!

Thanks Lothian for the test, she's only 50% bitch.... haha I'm a bigger bitch than you. Angie should take the test, I'm sure she'd cream both of us with her results.

Naughty Poll...... (I'm naughty)

NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll!

1. How old are you?Over 30
2. What is your sexual orientation?Homosexual
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15
6. What is your pubic hair style?All natural
7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest
10. Do you watch porn?Yes, and I own some of my own
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 6 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?Yes I have
14. What is your favorite sexual position?Anything that gets me off
15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am
16. What gets you off fastest?Hand job
17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome
19. Have you ever paid for sex?Nope, never
20. When did you lose your virginity?Over 18 years old

NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll!

HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE

Take that Cher!!

Madonna Madonna Madonna

I am sooooooooooo excited, too bad Lothian hates her.